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Post by grunger67 on December 13th 2007, 9:50 am

I call it "Celebrities". It is about how yesterday's famous dudes/dudettes have gone nuts now or have been humiliated by Internet leakage of nude photos or sex tapes.

Monday, I'm babysitting two kids
I put them to bed
Twenty minutes later, I come back up to check on 'em
And I find Michael Jackson sleeping with them

Tuesday, I attend P. Diddy's party
I meet Tara Reid there
Her dress falls down revealing her left tit
And it turns out the chick had implants

Wednesday, I'm on a trip to Paris
I'm staying at the hotel
And I hear a bunch of noise coming from the other room
It seems Paris Hilton is fucking Rick Saloman

What happened to the sweethearts we had 10 years ago?
Yesterday's pop stars are molesting kids
Yesterday's pop stars have gone bald
They've all gone nuts
Who's next?

Thursday, I'm going to get my haircut
And I'm waiting in line
What's this? Britney Spears going bald?
"I want it all off." And I thought Freddy Krueger was scary.

What happened to the sweethearts we had 10 years ago?
Yesterday's pop stars are molesting kids
Yesterday's pop stars have gone bald
They've all gone nuts
Who's next?

Friday, I'm surfing the web
Going to random site after random site
And I find nude pics of the hottest
Vanessa Hudgens

(Although those were necessary)
What happened to the sweethearts we had 10 years ago? (Though she wasn't really known 10 years ago)
Yesterday's pop stars are molesting kids (she doesn't fuck kids)
Yesterday's pop stars have gone bald (still has hair, just look at the photo)
They've all gone nuts
Who's next?

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